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Have you ever broken up with your boyfriend because your horoscope told you to move on?

Or cut your own bangs because due to your Moon sign, it is time for a change?

No matter how you take astrology and horoscope, it can be a fun way to spend down time and research your sign. You may be wondering what your sign is, and we will tell you.

The zodiacs in order are as follows:

Aries (March 21-April 19), represented by the Ram, can be characterized as bold and fearless.

Taurus (April 20-May 20), represented by the Bull, can be characterized as secure and serene.

Gemini (May 21- June 20), represented by twins, can be characterized as vibrant and versatile.

Cancer (June 21- July 22), represented by the Crab, can be characterized as nurturing and emotionally driven.

Leo (July 23- August 22), represented by the Lion, can be characterized as expressive and kind.

Virgo (August 23-September 22) represented by the virgin, can be characterized as detail-oriented and sweet.

Libra (September 23-October 22) represented by the Scales, can be characterized as balanced and peaceful.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21) represented by the Scorpion, can be characterized as intense and focused.

Sagittarius (November 21-December 22) represented by the Archer, can be characterized as adventurous and fearless.

Capricorn (December 23-January 19) represented by the Goat, can be characterized as energetic and structured.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18) represented by the Water Bearer, can be characterized as concerned and innovative.

Pisces (February 19-March 20) represented by the Fish, can be characterized as a dreamer and healer.

It is said that each of these signs is to represent a different group of people, which sign depending on where the stars were aligned at the date of your birth.

Now that the zodiac signs and horoscopes have been explained, when it comes to Canfield High School, from a poll of 50 random students we have discovered that Leos are the most common sign. 

Although the Cardinal is our mascot, lions play a big role, too. 

What does it mean to be a Leo?

Well, the answer is that Leo’s can be defined as the following; Courageous, kind, loyal, protective, honest, and entertaining. They can also be described as natural born leaders.

Now, these traits are very positive and encouraging, and we think that it is good that these people make up a majority of our school.

While some people may read what is above and agree or be entertained, there are some who are skeptics.

Take for example English teacher, Mr. Courtney, when asked about his feelings towards astrology he had a few opinions on the matter.

Courtney said, “Every once in a while you see something and it’s interesting, but I don’t buy into it.”

Courtney’s opinion shows that although some people find the whole horoscope subject entertaining, they do not necessarily follow the idea.

On the contrary, junior Chloe Deak said, “The universe is a thing, and everyone is apart of it, so why wouldn’t the stars have an impact on your personality? Also Greece and Rome used it.”

Deak’s opinion, while different than Courtney’s, both have the same amount of importance, given that whether you agree or disagree, you can still have an entertaining time.

Horoscope and astrology can be debated just as much as any other belief but, at the same time is still as valid as all other beliefs.

So, next time you’re wondering why you act the way you do, checking your horoscope on an app like Co-Star might make you seriously rethink your opinion – or maybe you’ll just laugh at how wrong it is. 

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